The Daily Gripes

Isaac Moore ‎- Dude, don't you realize that pickier you are and the big pain in the butt you are at the coffee shop, just means that you will have more spit in your "hollowed out sesame bagel with some seeds scraped off, with egg whites not over cooked, a little bit of ketchup and hot sauce and your iced coffee with skim and soy milk and 3 and a half Splendas"?

My suggestion for these instances: Hand picky person a box of crayons and sheet of paper. Instruct him to draw how he wants his order to be, then crunch the paper with his drawings in a ball and ingest.